You Sharrap!!!

I found this in the tong sampah this morning, next to the fishbone and the cartoon tin cans:

Mai teecher she lone low the dipperence beetwin Skoo and Tiew Shen but she are ask me to sharrap one. One lay, I ask her like this one: Cher, y outside got so many Tiew Shen centaur??? And you low what she are say lu me? She are say: Beecost they only want lu make marney. Lend I are answer, "but why got so many pee pole go?" Cher are say: Becost pee pole are stoopee. I are say: I are go many Tiew Shen, but I are not stoopee! Cher are say: You sharrap and stop asking so many questions!