Tuesday, July 17, 2007

The Electric Café (Part 4)

He signalled for one of the waiters to come over, but it wasn't Wan whom he signalled. It was this tall, skinny Chinese guy with a horrid crop of cybercafé hair.

"Why don't you get Wan to come over instead?"
"Oh Wan. Ummm...he's a really good waiter, but I don't really want to get in trouble for being racially discriminating."

This statement of his really boggled my mind. I mean, why one earth would calling a Malay waiter over for a demonstration be considered racially discriminating? For this reason, I was determined to ask him after the demo.

"May see ah low sigh?" (What's up, boss?)
"You joe gor demo..." (I want to do a demo)
"Ng high ya ma? Yau lye??? (Are you serious? Again???)
"Yard chee gum door la... (Just one more time...)
"Low sigh, gum demo fart, ng dim girl wohh...(Boss, we cannot keep this up...)
"Gum ngo gar nay yarn gung la...(I'll increase your wages...)
"Gar gay door?" (How much would you increase it by?)
"Gar yard mahn..."(Add RM1...)
"Gum siew mehhh..." (That's not a lot...)
At this juncture, it was obvious that the boss was getting a little agitated.
"Gum lay you ng you? Ng you ngo wan die yee gor..." (So how is it going to be? If you don't want to, I'll ask someone else...)
"Aiya hou la hou la..."(Alright, alright...)

7 comments:

SaraAmelia said...

dude, the ending better be funny!! its not an electric shock collar they use to train dogs is it..?

dissapointed fren said...

is that the ending wat happen next

Anonymous said...

is that all where is the demo part

(^.^)

earthquakeduck said...

i thought no one was interested. since you asked, it's coming soon.

bebemonkee said...

whr is the ending!!!

earthquakeduck said...

it's coming! coming soon!!!

bebemonkee said...

still waiting....