Shopping Cart Hero Online Game

it's an excellent time waster.

recommended for stress relief.

try it here.

Air New Zealand In-Flight Safety Video

cannibals are not a type of ball

if you think life is bad, wait until you read this.
no gory pictures, nothing related to sex, but be prepared to see an image of dr lecter before the article begins.

tattoo mishap

the victim reminds me a little of DUN WAN LERN.

and looking at the poor tattoist's expression rends my heart.

go here to read more.

UFO!!!

This is another television show that I watched religiously every Friday. I especially liked this because of the sexy girls in tight clothing. But maybe some of you will prefer the sexy men in tight clothing. The music is simply too cool.

The Time Tunnel

I used to watch this after school every Friday. Those were the good ol' days. (Well, it's not bad now, but back then I didn't have to work)





To be honest, it looks kind of cheesy now. You can read more here if you're still interested. But it's history.

キングギドラ /Kingu Gidora!!!

after judo kid's comment in the previous post, i did a search and found this. here are a couple of videos. the first one is in japanese, while the second one is in english. there's more action in the second one, but try watching both and marvel at the awesome"gravity beams"!!!

Mothra VS Godzilla!!!!!

Here's a video clip of Godzilla as promised on Monday's class! It features all the staples of a Japanese monster movie (kaiju eiga/怪獣映画): streams of terrified people running for their lives, the anti-hero godzilla ambling its(his?) way destructively across densely populated areas, furrow browed scientists engaged in hyper-serious discussions, cool hiragana characters flashing on the screen and of course, enthusiastic commentary as the action unfolds!



I love the sound Godzilla makes! GODZILLA LIVES!@
More information here!!!!!!!!

dreaming dog running (EXCEPTIONALLY FUNNY)

OH MAN THIS IS ABSOLUTELY GAY

SO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GAY RIGHT?
WATCH THIS AND LEARN!
EMULATE!
OH GOD I'M JOKING OKAY!!!!
DON'T EMULATE!!!!!!
(or else your parents would be really sad)



OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bruce lee plays ping-pong!

not sure if you gays have seen this, but check it out if you haven't, especially if you're a fan, like my student "kung fu boy":

Ah Longs Should Go For English Tuition Too

I can understand "HAWRKER LOAN" because it's a typo, but what in the world is a

"KIND OF LOAN"???

FAG

i saw this car when i was waiting at the traffic lights several weeks ago. now why would someone stick the word "FAG" on the back of their car?

flying shards of broken glass

i know that self-praise is no praise, but i got a round of applause from the entire class for the above drawing. one of the students, who studies in sam tet, told me that one of their teachers was using a ruler to smack the teacher's desk repeatedly when all of a sudden, a window pane shattered, sending shards of broken glass flying. the teacher ended up with a cut on his hand, so serves him right or die say, as they say in cantonese. and lucky for him he wasn't cut elsewhere, the way it's depicted above.

vanity thy name is earthquakeduck

i took a picture of myself yesterday. er...do you think i'm sexy? (*vomits)

lucky koala

now that's what you call a lucky koala. it would be a completely different story if that same koala were in a bushfire in malaysia. the reason is simple. if a malaysian fire-fighter found a koala in one of our jungles, i don't think he would give it a drink.

he would make some KOALA PANGGANG.

tagged: some random things, habits and goals about me

i've been tagged by CKW, how nice! okay, so here goes the "sixteen random things, habits or goals" about me:

1. "i hate bad service at cafés and restaurants. actually i hate bad service anywhere!"

2. "i especially enjoy teaching students who are diligent, no matter how bad their english is."

3. "i love taking pictures."

4. "it makes me sad when i think how imperfect this world is."

5. "i'm actually a very lazy person, just like most people."

6. "i used to want to be famous, but i think i've changed my mind."

7. "i love my job."

8. "i suck at karaoke, because i think i sound terrible with a microphone."

9. "i wish i could play a musical instrument."

10. "it makes me happy when i hear people say this about me: 'he's an excellent teacher if you're a hardworking student.'

11. movies can make me cry.

12. i prefer quality to quantity.

13. i think greed is one of the biggest cause of unhappiness.

14. when i was about 13 or 14, i dreamt of becoming a fashion designer.

15. hahaha, i am not gay, though i can act very well like i am.

16. i can be very foul-mouthed.

17. i do not feel like my age, and i surely do not act my age.

oops, that was supposed to be 16 things, but i've overshot by one. i'll leave it. sadly i do not have five people to tag, so i'll just tag

karmen and sara.

there's someone else that i want to tag, but i think he wants to keep his blog a secret. well, you know who you are, kung-fu boy!

post-vacation blues

well, what do you know, the chinese new year holidays are over, and even thaipusam is last week's news. i hope you've spent your holidays productively. i know i did.

i got back from kl with two more be@rbricks, and lucky me, one of them is a "chase" figure which is supposedly "unannounced and not shown in advertisements or on the box alongside other figures in the series" and "most valued by collectors." funny thing is, i had no idea that the head can be detached until i did a search on google and found this ebay link. well, even though it's going for US23.95, it's not exactly a windfall. here's a picture of my three be@rbricks:


i have to admit that's these things are pretty addictive. i had the impulse of buying every one of them just to find out what's in those "blind boxes." but until we visit kl again or my brother comes back for a visit, i'll have to wait...patiently.

i plan to post more regularly this year, so watch this space, or subscribe to this blog.

a sort of update

it's a brand new year, and chinese new year --- also called the "spring festival, in case you weren't aware --- is happening in two days. i don't know about you, but the new year seems to be moving in a strangely different way. it even seems to smell different.

i'll be heading down to the capital later today, and should be back on tuesday or wednesday. i plan to get another be@rbrick when i'm there. maybe a couple of books. finnegan's wake, quite likely, and another by my sifu, marshall mcluhan.

i'm also looking forward to seeing my singaporean friends josh and mey, who recently got married.

after this one-week holiday, it's back to work people, and that means teaching for me and learning for you, so make the best out of these seven days, and try not to overeat! and do something that i wouldn't do!

GONG XI FA CAI, WAN SHI RU YI!