I Saw An Act See Dent Law

One day, I was walking to school when I heard a deafening bang. "WORLD TAEKWONDO FEDERATION was that???" I exclaimed. I was curious so I decided to have a closer look, just like another character in an essay taught by my English tuition teacher. When I saw that a Can Chill had crashed into a tree, I became so excited that I started trembling with excitement. There are several reasons why I became so excited.

First Lee, whenever there is an accident, there is money to be made. This is what The Blue Monkey in my dreams told me. It said, "Uuuuuuu, arr-arrr-arrr, Huuuuuu, arrrrrrrrr-arrr-arrrrrrrrr..." I am not a monkey, so I do not speak Monkeyish, but in my dreams, I always understand what The Blue Monkey says. Nevertheless, sometimes I do not dream of The Blue Monkey, but The Blue Moneky or The Blue Moenkey instead. I have noticed that this usually happens whenever I have studied too much Sir Jar Rah or Jee-O-Graph-Fee.

So anyway, I walked closer to the scene of the Act See Dent and saw that the backside of the Tikus was dented. Then I remembered what Sir Jar Rah told me yesterday. He said, "It is a good omen when you see a dent in an Act See Dent." When I asked him what 'omen' means, he asked me to look it up in a Dik Shen Ner Ree. And you know what 'omen' means? It is an expression that we can use whenever we do not understand something, for instance, "Omen, this test is so difficult!!!"

Anyway, this was what happened that day. I continued my journey home after the two Weak Teams were sent to the nearest Hot Spit Tall.