Public Announcement

Dear parents (who give a damn about your children),

Are you aware of what your kids are not learning in school these days?

A LOT.

Yours truly,

AK aka renegade language instructor :)

cannibals are not a type of ball

if you think life is bad, wait until you read this.
no gory pictures, nothing related to sex, but be prepared to see an image of dr lecter before the article begins.

tattoo mishap

the victim reminds me a little of DUN WAN LERN.

and looking at the poor tattoist's expression rends my heart.

go here to read more.

OH MAN THIS IS ABSOLUTELY GAY

SO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GAY RIGHT?
WATCH THIS AND LEARN!
EMULATE!
OH GOD I'M JOKING OKAY!!!!
DON'T EMULATE!!!!!!
(or else your parents would be really sad)



OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sometimes, i truly wish i could write like this

yet another instance of someone attempting to rewrite the english language. my favourite lines and phrases include:

1. "In the morning, are letter you said won a lot of pimples."

2. "Fistly, your don't pop your pimples. It is because the pimples is pop."

3. "Thirdly, your said won received a lof of pimples."

and the bestest line?

"Lastly, your pop the pimples is have a balance diet."

pure poetry. maybe in a few years this would be included in the literature component of spm. i mean, how many marks would you give if you were me?

an upsr composition, apparently

2008 Toronto Explosions

This is real, kids. No SFX. Watch for the huge explosion at 1.50:



Read more about it here.

rubberman at the hot pot place

do you think i'm sexy?

kid with the world map in her head

need i say more?

Scutigera Coleoptrata, King of Creepy Crawlies

So, you think you're afraid of cockroaches? Or house lizards? Rats? Well, if you do, then you haven't met the house centipede yet, dear readers.


More visual fun and information can be found here and here.

Howlin' Babysittin' Dog?

now this is actually pretty scary.

My Name Is Loo See Fer, and I Am Funky

do you think my eyes are sexy?

Somebody Loves Amber and It Isn't Me

Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina Answers A Question

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, um, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future."

Maybe she's just nervous, but I don't think so.

Imperial Lather

This was the reason why I haven't been updating my blog.

Flaming Eyeballs, Genius At Work

i'm busy as a bee! check back in a day or two!