Ah Longs Should Go For English Tuition Too

I can understand "HAWRKER LOAN" because it's a typo, but what in the world is a

"KIND OF LOAN"???

FAG

i saw this car when i was waiting at the traffic lights several weeks ago. now why would someone stick the word "FAG" on the back of their car?

vanity thy name is earthquakeduck

i took a picture of myself yesterday. er...do you think i'm sexy? (*vomits)

post-vacation blues

well, what do you know, the chinese new year holidays are over, and even thaipusam is last week's news. i hope you've spent your holidays productively. i know i did.

i got back from kl with two more be@rbricks, and lucky me, one of them is a "chase" figure which is supposedly "unannounced and not shown in advertisements or on the box alongside other figures in the series" and "most valued by collectors." funny thing is, i had no idea that the head can be detached until i did a search on google and found this ebay link. well, even though it's going for US23.95, it's not exactly a windfall. here's a picture of my three be@rbricks:


i have to admit that's these things are pretty addictive. i had the impulse of buying every one of them just to find out what's in those "blind boxes." but until we visit kl again or my brother comes back for a visit, i'll have to wait...patiently.

i plan to post more regularly this year, so watch this space, or subscribe to this blog.

well i'm hot and you're not!

look at these glasses. they're not even real glasses and they cost RM3.90. recession's coming, so thank goodness for window shopping, mobile technology and a little bit of mischief. the goatee's real though, if you really want to know.

sometimes, i truly wish i could write like this

yet another instance of someone attempting to rewrite the english language. my favourite lines and phrases include:

1. "In the morning, are letter you said won a lot of pimples."

2. "Fistly, your don't pop your pimples. It is because the pimples is pop."

3. "Thirdly, your said won received a lof of pimples."

and the bestest line?

"Lastly, your pop the pimples is have a balance diet."

pure poetry. maybe in a few years this would be included in the literature component of spm. i mean, how many marks would you give if you were me?

Evangelion: 1.0 You Are (Not) Alone

I watched this awesome flick over the weekend. Brought tears to my eyes (again) towards the end when our loser friend, shinji, pulled open the entry plug to find out if rei was okay. "nani ka tereno?" well, i terenoed too.

spot the cats

how many cats can you see?

pick your price, please

Found this gem of a typographical error in the menu at a café last week.

when i grow up, i want to modify my car like this

add a fluorescent tube and a black, "just-been-run over" racing stripe:

change to not only bigger, but "taller" tyres:


come to think of it, it's really quite amazing what some people would spend their money on.

HEY MONGET!!!

rubberman at the hot pot place

do you think i'm sexy?

Chung Ching Chong, Master of Wuxia, Tambun

My Name Is Loo See Fer, and I Am Funky

do you think my eyes are sexy?

^^^Hecho En Cuba^^^

Imperial Trooper Spotted At Jusco